because i looooooooooooooooove fun: 08/01/2010

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?

According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?

TYPE O	You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A	You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B	You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward rd and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB	Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Seorang gadis berusia 20-an menemui Dr. FAIZUL, seorang doktor pakar jiwa......

Gadis :'Doktor, saya merasa amat marah pada kekasih saya sehingga saya memanggilnya lelaki bangsat. Ada kalanya saya rasa dia keterlaluan, dan ada kalanya pula saya rasa memang patut saya memanggil dia seperti itu..'

Doktor:'Hmm. panggilan itu memang hinaan yg agak melampaui batas untuk seseorang.. tapi, mungkin kamu punya sebab tersendiri memanggilnya demikian. Ceritakanlah kpd saya agar saya dapat membantu..'

Gadis: 'Ya memang ada.. pada satu malam kami berduaan dalam kereta di tepi pantai. Dia pegang tangan saya.'

Doktor:'Dia pegang tangan kamu seperti ini?' Dr. Faizul memberi contoh.

Gadis: 'Ya. sepert i yg doktor lakukan'

Doktor: 'Kalau hanya ini, tidak sepatutnya dia dipanggil bangsat. Itu tandanya dia tidak mau berpisah dgn kamu...'

Gadis: 'Kemudian dia merapatkan badannya kepada saya dan memeluk bahu saya...'

Doktor: 'Dia lakukan seperti inikah?'

Gadis: 'Ya. seperti inilah dia peluk saya doktor..'

Doktor: 'Itu bukan bangsat, itu tandanya dia mau sentiasa berdampingan dgn kamu' kata dr Faizul.

Gadis: 'Kemudian dia cium saya.'

Doktor: 'Dia cium kamu seperti ini? mmpphh..chhuupp...!!!'

Gadis: 'Ya. Ciumannya sama seperti yg doktor lakukan.'

Doktor: 'Kalau sekadar ciuman seperti ini, masih belum boleh dipanggil bangsat, i tu tandanya dia sayang kamu, kan ?'

Gadis: 'Kemudian dia memasukkan tangannya kedalam baju saya & meraba2 saya doktor..'

Doktor: 'Dia lakukan seperti ini kah?'

Gadis: 'Ya, seperti yg doktor lakukan inilah cara dia memperlakukannya. .'

Doktor: 'Itu bukan bangsat, itu tandanya dia mau membelai diri kamu..'

Gadis: 'Kemudian dia menanggalkan semua pakaian saya satu persatu..'

Doktor: 'Adakah kamu membantah tindakannya? '

Gadis: 'Tidak, saya merelakannya sebab saya sayang dia..'

Doktor: 'Dia tanggalkan pakaian kamu seperti ini ?'

Gadis: 'Ya, sampai saya telanjang bulat seperti ini doktor...'

Doktor: 'Itu masih belum layak dipanggil bangsat, kerana dia sememang ingin mengenali diri kamu sepenuhnya'

Gadis: 'Kemudian dia mencumbui saya lalu melakukan hubungan seksual dgn saya ...' (selepas seketika.... )

Doktor: 'Dia lakukan seperti yg kita lakukan tadi kah?'

Gadis: 'Ya. Memang itulah yg dia lakukan ketika itu'

Doktor: 'hmm... itu juga masih belum boleh dipanggil bangsat. Itu tandanya dia memerlukan kamu !'

Gadis: 'Tapi kemudian dia memberitahu saya bahawa dia ada HIV positif'

Doktor: 'HAH?? DIA..MEMANG .. BANGSAT!!..BANGSAAA TTT!!!!.. LELAKI BAAANGSAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!......'

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Short Neurological Test

1- Find the C below... Please do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.

Congratulations!

Oh. One more test....
Find the 44^th USA President.

Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Antara TNB dan Lilin

Sepasang pengantin yang baru berkahwin 4 bulan.

Pada suatu malam si isteri memeluk leher suami dengan nada manja seraya berkata, "Ayang,period i dah lewat sebulan, tapi i tak boleh nak pastikan lagi sebab kita kena gi check kat doktor."

Si suami yang teramat gembira tu pun berpakat
dengan isterinya untuk tidak memberitahu sesiapa
pun tentang perkhabaran gumbira ini sehingga
ianya benar-benar pasti.

Pada suatu hari, pasangan ini di datangi oleh
pegawai dari TNB kerana terdapat tunggakan
dalam pembayaran bill elektrik rumah mereka.

Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata: "Ini rumah En. Ahmad
ker?" "Ya, saya ni isterinya. Ada apa encik?"

Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, "Puan, ni dah sebulan
lewat, saya dah tak boleh tunggu ni, nanti boss
saya marah."

Dengan nada terkejut, si isteri itu pun membalas
balik cakap pegawai TNB tu.

"Apa? Macam mana pulak encik tahu yg saya ni
sebulan lewat?!"

Pegawai TNB tu pun dengan selamba menjawab:
"Ala puan, ni kan zaman IT, semua tu ada dalam
komputer dan kita boleh check Online"

Kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuatkan si isteri tu
lagi terkejut. "Apa!!! Saya lewat sebulan pun
awak semua boleh tahuuu!"

Pegawai TNB tu pun mententeramkan keadaan
"Relek puan, puan ni baru lewat sebulan, ada
yang lagi teruk, lewat 5-6 bulan"

Si isteri yang terperanjat beruk dengan kenyataan
pegawai tu pun berkata, nanti saya bincang dengan
suami saya. Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun beredar
dari situ.

Keesokan harinya, selepas si Ahmad ini di beritahu
oleh isterinya. Dia pun naik berang dan terus ambik cuti
dan pergi ke kedai TNB yang berdekatan.

Dengan tanpa menghiraukan pegawai-pegawai
TNB yang ramai di situ, dia pun memekik seraya
berkata,

"Apa korang ni, isteri saya sebulan lewat pun
nak heboh-hebohkan ke dalam Internet. Awak ni
semua yang berkeluarga tak pernah lewat sebulan
kerrrr?!! Bisness apa korang buat niii?
Nak kena saman kerr?

Lalu pegawai yang datang kerumah si Ahmad ni
berdiri dan mententeramkan keadaan. "Sabar encik,
sabar encik. apa susah, kalau cik nak settlekan
perkara ni, bayar je..." kata-kata pegawai TNB tu
membuatkan si Ahmad lagi naik berang.

"Apa? nak bayar korang? belahhhh lahh...."

Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun cakap "Kalau macam tu,
Kita terpaksa 'potong' encik punya...."

Si Ahmad mencelah "apa? potong?! Abih tu isteri
saya di rumah nak pakai apa?"

Pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " nampak gayanya
isteri encik kena pakai LILIN ajer laaaa...."

=TAMAT=

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for those who thought they know everything

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead.....I'll wait...

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass)

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television ( i do love sleep! :D)

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum

The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning

Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN !

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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

SARDAR JOKES..............enjoy!

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.