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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

SARDAR JOKES..............enjoy!

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar:  India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in  India



2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
 


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
 


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
 


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

























At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
 


Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in  Japan  but radio says this is 'All  India  Radio!
 '



NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: 
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
 



Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child
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4 comments:

  1. ADoyai la, sakit perut gelak time bukak pose neh~~

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  2. I reall enjoyed reading these joke. Do have more.

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  3. izin kn daku c'nue lagik gelak kn c sardar..

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