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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

awwwwwwwwww... romantik ke? hahaha

Bayangkan anda boleh duduk sambil berpegangan tangan....menghirup udara yang tak berapa segar dan meluahkan perasaan dan hajat masing2 dan akhirnya lega dgn apa yang di lalui bersama..ouchhhhhhhh



Romantik tul tempat ni ...
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hahhahhahahahhahaha


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Saturday, November 27, 2010

makan beramai2?

islam memang menggalakkan umatnya makan dalam satu talam beramai2.. tapi kalo macam ni, ada selera ke nk makan.... erk... if me, i dont think so lah... bukan nk menyombong.. tapi kalo macam ni rasa macam dah melampau... lebih2 lagi bila tgk tulang temulang dalam nasi tu...scared me... (baru lepas makan sup ayam yg byk tulang).. what say u?




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Monday, November 22, 2010

What A Family‏

MAN:boy, whats your dad's name?

BOY:his name is LAUGHING..

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MAN:and yoursmother' s name?

BOY:SMILING. .

MAN:you must be kidding...

BOY:no, that's my brother..

I am JOKING..!

*******

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Saturday, November 20, 2010

How men change after married‏

The Love Word: 
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
 
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
 
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
 

Back from Work:
 
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
 
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
 
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
 

Phone Ringing:
 
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
 
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
 
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!
 

Cooking:
 
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
 
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
 
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??
 

New Dress:
 
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
 
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
 
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
 

TV:
 
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
 
After 6 months: I like this movie.
 
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
 

Making Love:
 
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
 
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
 
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!


thanks GOD im not marry yet.. haha :D

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

tips kalau laki nk kawin lg

Seorang suami sedang mencari-cari helah untuk membolehkan dia berkahwin lagi. Antara alasan yang diberikannya:

Suami  : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah

Isteri : Kenapa pula?

Suami  : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, "satu" is one, "dua" is two, "tiga" isteri (is three). Baru betul dan sah!.


Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang "singular" dan "plural"

Suami  : Berkenaan apa tu?
 
Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural"

Suami  : Contohnya?
 
Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?

Suami  : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural

Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang

Suami  : Macam mana pula boleh sama?
 
Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS
. tambah "s" je, kan ?


Lepas daripada tu, si suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi...



para lelaki, lupakan je lah niat tu... hahaha... 

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Akibat menyumpah tak tentu pasal

Ada seorang pompuan , masa tu dia sedang berhenti ditepi jalan sambil
melihat keadaan keretanya yang kemek.
hari dah nak masuk maghrib, dia menjadi semakin resah. Dah lah jalan tu
sempit, lampu jalan tak de pulak.

Tiba-tiba datang sebuah motosikal datang dari arah bertentangan. Dah lah
tak pasang lampu, tak pakai topi keledar.. laju pulak tu.. macam pelesit.
Perempuan tu apa lagi, dia terus menjerit ' Hoi.. Babiiiiiiiii. ......
Slow
sikit.....'

Bila mendengar laungan perempuan tu, apa lagi, penunggang motosikal tu pun
menjerit balas .. 'Celaka!!!!! F**k you!!!, Pu**mak kau!!!'..'
Bagerooo...'
sedap jer cakap babi....'

Selang beberapa saat.. tiba-tiba terdengar satu dentuman yang kuat....
Perempuan tadi berlari kearah bunyi dentuman tersebut..
Apabila sampai ke sana, kelihatan budak tu terpelanting dalam semak
manakala motosikal nya remuk sama sekali.

Rupa-rupanya, dia dah langar babi yang telah dilanggar oleh perempuan
tadi.

( M oral of the Story : Hoi babi!!!!!!!! slow skit!!!! tu bukanya marah...
tapi nak bagi tau jer....yang ada babi tergolek kat
depan....hehehehehe he)

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Monday, November 8, 2010

Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)? 

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller :
No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator :
You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller :
I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator :
I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller :
Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Ope
rator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller :
You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator :
I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller :
Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

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Friday, November 5, 2010

peribahasa moden


1-Peribahasa: Seperti anjing jantan dgn anjing betina.
Maknernyer: Dua orang yg pantang bertemu...asek nak beromen aje.

2-Peribahasa: Sepandai-pandai lalat terbang akhirnya ke taik jugak dia hinggap.
Maknernyer: Orang kalau dah perokok tu...kalau dia berenti....akhirnya dia gerenti start balik punyer.

3-Peribahasa: Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, tak pernah masok ke sukan Olimpik.
Maknernyee : Jangan macam bagus....pasal yg macam bagus tu selalunya tak bagus.

4-Peribahasa: Biar putih tulang jgn putih muker.
Maknernyee: Kalau surat beranak dah letak orang Melayu jgn eksen nak jadi Mat Salleh plak.....be proud of what you are.

5-Peribahasa: Kalau tidak ader angin masakan satu LRT boleh bau busuk?
Maknernyer: Ada orang kentotlah tu...

6-Peribahasa: Seperti kacang luperkan mamak kacang putih.
Maknernyer: Orang yg tak sedar diri....tak kenang jasa baik orang yg muler-muler memfofularkan dia.

7-Peribahasa: Ader udang di sebalik udang lain
Maknernyer: Jgn sangka yg duduk sorang kat tempat sunyi tu sorang....checkbetul-betul, mesti ader sorang lagi kat bawah ke,kat tengah ke,tengah baringke.

8-Peribahasa: Biar mati anak jgn mati pucuk
Maknernyer: Kalau dah mati pucuk camner nak dapat anak.....btol tak?

9-Peribahasa: Sudah jatuh ditimpa piano
Maknernyer: Nasib malang yg tak agak-agak.

10-Peribahasa: Hidung tak mancung, gigi pulak yang mancung.
Maknernyer: maknernyer .. . . maknernyer.....maknernya........ jgn nak tersengeh-sengeh kat depan PC... pi buat kerja!!!!!

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