makan beramai2?

islam memang menggalakkan umatnya makan dalam satu talam beramai2.. tapi kalo macam ni, ada selera ke nk makan.... erk... if me, i dont think so lah... bukan nk menyombong.. tapi kalo macam ni rasa macam dah melampau... lebih2 lagi bila tgk tulang temulang dalam nasi tu...scared me... (baru lepas makan sup ayam yg byk tulang).. what say u?

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berbuluh atas air

if me la kan, kompom tenggelam.. ahhahahahha

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What A Family‏

MAN:boy, whats your dad's name?

BOY:his name is LAUGHING..

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MAN:and yoursmother' s name?

BOY:SMILING. .

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MAN:you must be kidding...

BOY:no, that's my brother..

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I am JOKING..!

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How men change after married‏

The Love Word: 
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! 
After 6 months: Of course, I love you. 
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you? 

Back from Work: 
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home! 
After 6 months: I'm BACK!! 
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet? 

Phone Ringing: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. 
After 6 months: Here, it's for you. 
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!! 

Cooking: 
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! 
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? 
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN?? 

New Dress: 
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress. 
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again? 
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me? 

TV: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? 
After 6 months: I like this movie. 
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself! 

Making Love: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight? 
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!! 
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

thanks GOD im not marry yet.. haha :D

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tips kalau laki nk kawin lg

Seorang suami sedang mencari-cari helah untuk membolehkan dia berkahwin lagi. Antara alasan yang diberikannya:

Suami  : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah

Isteri : Kenapa pula?

Suami  : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, "satu" is one, "dua" is two, "tiga" isteri (is three). Baru betul dan sah!.


Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang "singular" dan "plural"

Suami  : Berkenaan apa tu?
 
Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural"

Suami  : Contohnya?
 
Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?

Suami  : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural

Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang

Suami  : Macam mana pula boleh sama?
 
Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS. tambah "s" je, kan ?


Lepas daripada tu, si suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi...


para lelaki, lupakan je lah niat tu... hahaha... 

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