Teka-teki:
Hitam dan berpeluh..HA.. . Ape2??
Jawapan :
Semut hitam tengah berjogging..huhuhu
Teka-teki :
Ape benda bila masuk segitiga bila kuar bergulung-gulung
Jawapan :
Seluar dalam ler
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Teka-teki :
Antara kapal terbang dengan kuih lepat liat, mana satu
yang paling tinggi?
Jawapan :
Kuih lepat liat la....sebab kapal terbang sampai langit je, tp
kuih lepat sampai lelangit.
Teka-teki : Byk2 kotak, kotak ape yg x leh angkat?
Jawapan :
Kotak penaltilah!
Teka-teki :
Kenapa Penggali Kubur Gali Kubur Tak Pakai Selipar ???
Jawapan :
Selipar maner boley buat gali tanah,gune cangkol
lar!
Teka-teki :
3 kepala, 6 mata, 8 kaki. Apakah bendanya tu?
Jawapan :
Koboi naik kuda bawak sekor ayam.
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Teka-teki :
Masa dia hidup kite menyanyi, masa dia mati kite tepuk
tangan pulak...
Jawapan :
Lilin masa sambut 'EPI BESDAY'
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Teka-teki :
Scorpion kaler apa?
Jawapan :
Kala jengking lah!
Teka-teki :
Dlm bnyk2 kera, kera ape yg pandai menaip???
Jawapan :
Kerani
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Teka-teki :
Ada sorang imam, tengah semahyang pastu ada sekor anjing
lalu kat depan dia. Pastu dia jilat kaki dia, BATAL TAK AIR
SEMAYANG IMAM TU???
Jawapan :
Mana batal sebab anjing tu jilat kaki dia sendiri!
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Teka-teki :
4 org awek cun berpayung dgn satu payung tp nape tak basah
langsung??
Jawapan :
Sebab tak hujan!!
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